2004 Archive: The Kanye West “College Dropout”

Why did the student quit his internship to travel? Because Kanye told him he didn’t need a degree to be “Jesus Walks” famous.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the 500-mile trip take 20 minutes? Because gravity is ju...read more »

Mystery meat and the smallest cup of water in the world.I asked t...read more »

In 2019, travel peaked before the big pause. We all wanted to sto...read more »

Why was the passenger upside down? Because the "AI Flight Wellne...read more »

Why did the traveler pay with a "Digital Hug"? Because he was in...read more »

Nothing says "welcome" like taking off your belt in public.The TS...read more »

Walking past the curtain and feeling the judgment of the wealthy....read more »

Why didn't the gate open? Because the facial recognition softwar...read more »

Why was the Starbucks on Mars so expensive? Because "shipping an...read more »

Why was the sand so clean? Because thousands of tiny "Sand-Bots"...read more »

A place designed to separate you from your dignity and cash.I wen...read more »

Why was the plane so quiet? Because every passenger was watching...read more »

In 2022, travel returned with a vengeance—literally, as the term ...read more »

Buying giant chocolate bars because they feel free (they aren’t)....read more »

@Shrek_Donkey04/06/2000 03:27And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy01/20/2011 11:00That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Shagadelic_9705/13/2007 14:50This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real09/03/2000 03:10I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Slow_Clap_Guy01/01/2012 22:00...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!