2003 Archive: )The Little Dog
What do you call a dog that’s a doctor? A “cur-ative” canine. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo” Edition archive.… Read More »2003 Archive: )The Little Dog
2003 Vintage: The Pear
We make a great “pair.” Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Metallica “St. Anger” Snare
Why did it sound like a trash can? For the most controversial snare drum sound in music history, which still divides metal fans today. Part… Read More »2003 Classic: The Metallica “St. Anger” Snare
2001 Classic: The Travel Voucher
Why was it useless? Because the company that issued it went bankrupt during the “Dot-Com” bubble burst. Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Classic: The Travel Voucher
2001 Legacy: The XP Beta Talk
Why was the Tech Dad excited? Because Windows XP was coming in October, and he was ready to trade his “crashes” for “colorful taskbars.” Part… Read More »2001 Legacy: The XP Beta Talk
1999 Classic: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be inside when the ball drops! Part of the 48 Classic… Read More »1999 Classic: The Ida
1999 Vintage: The Suit Case
Why did the lawyer buy a titanium briefcase? To protect his “Y2K contingency plans” from magnetic interference. Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Suit Case
1998 Vintage: The Rounders Poker Face
Why Matt Damon? For making every college student in 1998 think they could pay their tuition by playing Texas Hold ’em against a guy with… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Rounders Poker Face
1997 Classic: The Notorious B.I.G. Tribute
Yo mama is so fat, when Diddy sang “I’ll Be Missing You,” he wasn’t talking about Biggie—he was talking about the sun because your mama… Read More »1997 Classic: The Notorious B.I.G. Tribute
1996 Vintage: The Julia Sweeney Joke
Why was she nominated for It’s Pat? Because the Razzies still weren’t over the fact that that movie existed. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Julia Sweeney Joke