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1998 Vintage: The Rounders Poker Face

Why Matt Damon? For making every college student in 1998 think they could pay their tuition by playing Texas Hold ’em against a guy with a Russian accent.

Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1998 “Double Asteroids, Saving Private Ryan & The Truman Show” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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