1999 Vintage: The Suit Case

Why did the lawyer buy a titanium briefcase? To protect his “Y2K contingency plans” from magnetic interference.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

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In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

@Y2K_Ready12/03/2004 18:48If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Cast_Away_Wilson11/18/2000 05:22WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@ICQ_Classic03/09/2011 19:35That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Scumbag_Steve_X11/27/1997 10:41Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@YouTube_Beta_User12/31/2008 14:44I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan09/21/2013 09:25Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.