1999 Classic: The Ida

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be inside when the ball drops!

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@Angelfire_User09/21/2011 01:04Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@PalmPilot_Pro12/23/2006 15:36Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@Friends_Lover09/22/1996 22:02Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Cheers_Norm08/31/2002 00:46Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Spice_Girl_Posh05/28/2007 09:29Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Floppy_Fanatic01/15/1995 00:51Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Map_Maker_X04/05/1997 10:48The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.