Why was the Tech Dad excited? Because Windows XP was coming in October, and he was ready to trade his “crashes” for “colorful taskbars.”
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A F5 of a joke! Intense!
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!