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2004 Legacy: The “Vertigo” U2

 “Uno, dos, tres, catorce!” Bono’s math is wrong, but the guitar riff is so right I don’t even care.

Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening archive. Historically Verified

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@XFiles_Spooky_M06/14/2005 20:32Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Iron_Man_Tony02/03/2004 04:35I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Campus_King08/12/2004 22:21The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
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@Gaia_Online_Gold08/26/2004 07:09Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

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