Arnold is the Governor of California. We are officially living in a simulation designed by a 12-year-old in 1985.
Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn archive. Historically Verified
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Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
The Dude abides... this joke.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
Deal with it. This is gold.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.