I’m “following” the Apple keynote.
Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Shut up and take my laughter!