Why did the merger lawyer celebrate? He realized he could now bill for watching “Evolution of Dance” under the category of “due diligence on digital assets.”
Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The Final Closing
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
I see you... laughing!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.