The college ministry leader officially moving the prayer chain from an email listserv to a brand-new “Facebook Group,” prompting a two-hour lecture from the older board members about internet privacy and security.
Part of the 41 Religious Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Facebook Invasions & Halo 3 Lock-Ins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The AI Newsletter Draft
Watching the expression on the senior pastor's face when he learn...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 2003 “Flip Phones, iPod Ministry & Khaki Sunday Schools” Edition
In 2003, church life was confidently striding into the digital er...read more »
2025 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior parishioners starting a private messaging...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition
In 2009, church life was fully adapting to the social media explo...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Biometric Tithe Traffic
A massive bottleneck forming in the main center aisle during the ...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Relief, Nokia Ringtones & Translucent iMacs” Edition
In 2000, church life entered the new millennium with a massive si...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 1995 “Cassette Sermons, Overhead Projectors & Bingo Bulletins” Edition
In 1995, church life was a beautifully slow, analog experience wh...read more »
2024 Classic: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the altar guild meeting on a video call, eac...read more »
2024 Classic: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
A solemn moment during the weekly reading of Mass intentions comi...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rh...read more »
2024 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The cantor performing the entire music ministry from a side alcov...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
The building maintenance committee meeting held in a hybrid forma...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation praising the clean look of the weekly announceme...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
There is a joke in my boot!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.