2008 Legacy: The MRI

“Does this machine scan for hope?” “No, just gallstones. Hope was an out-of-network expense in 2007.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Tamagotchi_Dad05/22/2006 21:55Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Geocities_Neighbor10/24/1998 08:18Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Tech_Support_Guy10/06/2003 15:03Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Champ_Kind_Wham03/22/2009 23:01WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club02/05/2002 13:24All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular11/14/2011 11:47I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Pwnage_King08/01/2011 12:21Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.