2009 Vintage: The “Hey, Soul Sister” (Wait, that’s 2010)

Train is already warming up the ukulele.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

Step into 2004 – the year when the Nintendo DS changed how we pla...read more »

A movie about tennis that is actually about three people who rea...read more »

Step into 2023 – the year we all wore pink to watch a movie about...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »

I’m currently doing everything in a very cutesy, very modest way...read more »

My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »

@XFiles_Spooky_M10/18/2001 16:44Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Karate_Kid_Wax04/02/2007 08:14Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Chocolate_Rain09/27/2010 15:53I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Get_Flash_Player02/13/2001 01:09Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Neopets_Trader03/04/2004 12:04Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!