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2009 Archive: The Taking of Pelham 123

Why Denzel and Travolta? For a movie that suggested that a subway heist is mostly just two guys yelling at each other over a headset.

Part of the 42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People, Bastards & The Hangover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link10/26/2012 04:39It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@ICQ_Flower01/23/2005 18:24The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Backstreet_Fan10/16/2001 23:08I want it that way... the funny way!
@Full_House_Michelle01/02/2008 11:58You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Married_With_Kids02/08/2009 16:16Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Charmed_Ones05/12/1999 18:09The power of three... laughs!
@Kernel_Panic_9803/01/2013 12:43This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Butthead_Uhhh03/05/2000 22:30Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Dr_Evil_Pinky06/08/2003 19:23One billion... laughs!
@Slashdot_Effect11/27/2009 19:21We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

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