2018 Vintage: The Peter Dinklage Record
Why his third win? For proving that Tyrion Lannister can survive a bad script, a war, and a giant dragon while still being the smartest… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Peter Dinklage Record
2018 Legacy: The “Solo” Clean Bandit
Demi Lovato is singing about being solo. 2018 is a very “independent” year. Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive. Historically… Read More »2018 Legacy: The “Solo” Clean Bandit
2018 Vintage: The “Peppermint” Burn
Why Jennifer Garner? For an action movie so generic it felt like it was generated by an AI that only watched Taken. Part of the 36… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “Peppermint” Burn
2017 Archive: The Jumanji Reboot Surprise
It was actually good? The Rock, Kevin Hart, and Jack Black as a teenage girl is the comedy trio I didn’t know I needed. Part… Read More »2017 Archive: The Jumanji Reboot Surprise
2016 Classic: The Final Summary
Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a “Rare Candy”? Just in case he needed to “level up” his defense in the afterlife.… Read More »2016 Classic: The Final Summary
2016 Classic: The Java
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016 Archive archive.… Read More »2016 Classic: The Java
2015 Archive: Best Country Album
Why Platinum? Because Miranda Lambert is the “Queen of Modern Country,” and her trophy case is proof. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Archive: Best Country Album
2015 Legacy: The Tinder (Part 2)
She looked at my wedding photo and tried to “swipe left” on the actual physical frame. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2015 “Apple… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Tinder (Part 2)
2014 Vintage: The Mo’ne Davis World Series
Why was a girl striking out the boys? Because she pitched a shutout in the Little League World Series and became the biggest star in… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Mo’ne Davis World Series
2013 Classic: The “Drone” Delivery Myth
Why did everyone talk about Amazon drones in 2013? To distract the public from the fact that the military drones were already delivering “Packages” for… Read More »2013 Classic: The “Drone” Delivery Myth