2016 Classic: The Final Summary

Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a “Rare Candy”? Just in case he needed to “level up” his defense in the afterlife.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Sitter05/09/2000 03:58My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Beavis_Butthead06/14/2008 16:51Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green03/04/2003 13:16Super green! Hilarious!

@Hansel_So_Hot03/10/2015 12:27That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Ancient_Aliens_G03/27/2013 16:47I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Under_Const_Gif02/03/1998 17:03This site is never finished... with humor!

@Guestbook_Signer02/26/2003 01:10Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!