2024 Legacy: Civil War (The Movie)
Why was the family argument so intense? Because Alex Garland made us all paranoid about who is “taking the photos” and which side of the… Read More »2024 Legacy: Civil War (The Movie)
2024 Archive: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
Still using a folded paper game during afternoon recess to predict if you would marry a viral short-form video star or live in a mansion… Read More »2024 Archive: The Paper Origami Fortune Teller
2023 Vintage: The Girl Math
My wife spent $400 because there was a “buy one, get one 50% off” deal. She said, “If I didn’t buy it, I’d be losing… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Girl Math
2022 Legacy: The Qatar World Cup
“I’m an expert on international soccer!” “You only watch it every four years so you can wear a scarf and drink beer at 10 AM. I see… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Qatar World Cup
2022 Legacy: The Liz Truss “Lettuce” Race
Why was the White House watching the UK? To see if a head of cabbage actually had a longer shelf life than a Prime Minister.… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Liz Truss “Lettuce” Race
2022 Archive: The World Cup Final
Why was the game in Qatar a heart surgeon’s nightmare? Because Argentina and France played a 3-3 thriller that lasted 120 minutes, ending with Lionel… Read More »2022 Archive: The World Cup Final
2021 Vintage: The 2021 Legend
One, but they do it while wearing a ‘brown north face puffer’ and ‘flared leggings’. Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 – The… Read More »2021 Vintage: The 2021 Legend
2021 Archive: The Encanto Door
Why the “Bruno”? For a Disney song so popular that it actually replaced “Let It Go” as the anthem for children everywhere (and the nightmare… Read More »2021 Archive: The Encanto Door
2021 Classic: The Don’t Look Up
A guy points at the ceiling and yells, “There’s a comet coming!” The bartender says, “That’s just a leak in the roof. Relax.” Part of… Read More »2021 Classic: The Don’t Look Up
2020 Vintage: The Wonder Woman 1984 Fan
One, but it feels like it takes 40 years to finish. Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year of the Great… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Wonder Woman 1984 Fan