2021 Classic: The Don’t Look Up

A guy points at the ceiling and yells, “There’s a comet coming!” The bartender says, “That’s just a leak in the roof. Relax.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Winamp_Skin_Maker10/15/2009 04:59Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Daria_Morg03/09/2009 00:17My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Bill_Ted_Excell08/05/1996 12:35Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Brennan_Huff_X02/20/2007 13:57I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Android_Bot_9903/26/2005 03:25Beep boop. Humor recognized.