My wife spent $400 because there was a “buy one, get one 50% off” deal. She said, “If I didn’t buy it, I’d be losing money.” I told her that by that logic, we’re currently millionaires in “savings” we can’t afford.
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<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
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