Why did everyone talk about Amazon drones in 2013? To distract the public from the fact that the military drones were already delivering “Packages” for ten years.
Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Strategic" Silence on Space War
Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Satellite Tag" is that n...read more »
38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition
In 2011, the military realized that "History" doesn't just happen...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Quantum" Encryption Race
Why was the 2025 briefing so secret? Because we finally realized ...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2010 “WikiLeaks & Tablet Tactics” Edition
In 2010, the military realized that the biggest threat wasn't alw...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Stryker" with a Directed-Energy Weapon
Why the big lens? To prove that the "Future of War" is basically ...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition
In 2017, the military realized that "Strategic Patience" was offi...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition
In 2021, the military realized that 20 years of nation-building c...read more »
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In 1999, the military was living on the edge of a digital apocaly...read more »
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In 2005, the military realized that "Stabilization" was just a fa...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Black Sea" Evacuation
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2024 Legacy: The "Kursk" Detour
Why was August 2024 a "Tactical Surprise"? Because Ukraine decide...read more »
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Why the Czech initiative? Because finding 800,000 artillery shell...read more »
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Why is it still the baseline? Because in a world of AI and hypers...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition
In 2023, the military realized that the "Future of War" costs abo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
The future is laughing at us.
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
This site is never finished... with humor!
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