I’m “dating.”
Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
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I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Professional humor for professional people.
The stars are aligned for this joke.