2009 Archive: Susan Boyle
Why did Britain’s Got Talent break the internet? Because in 2009, a lady with a dream and a voice like an angel taught us that you should… Read More »2009 Archive: Susan Boyle
2009 Archive: The Tea
I’m “spilling” the truth. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Legacy: The Budget Burn
Why Speed Racer? Because $120 million is a lot of money to spend on a movie that looks like a neon sign exploded in your face.… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Budget Burn
2007 Legacy: The Choice
“Should we get a Blu-ray player or just use the Xbox?” “Let’s just use the Xbox, I don’t want to spend $400 on something that… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Choice
2007 Legacy: The Touchscreen
Why did the blonde keep pressing her TV screen? She thought every screen was now an iPhone. Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Touchscreen
2007 Archive: Portal (The Game)
Why was the dessert a disappointment? Because after playing the game, the kids kept shouting “The cake is a lie!” every time Mom brought out… Read More »2007 Archive: Portal (The Game)
2006 Legacy: The Lightning
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lightning. / Lightning who? / Lightning (Ka-chow!) McQueen says open the door! Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Lightning
2006 Vintage: The Shadow
I’m “lurking” in the background. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The An Inconvenient Truth Premiere
Why was the President annoyed by Al Gore’s movie? Because it’s hard to ignore global warming when your former Vice President is winning an Oscar… Read More »2006 Archive: The An Inconvenient Truth Premiere
2005 Vintage: The Wedding Crashers Rule
“I’m a Stage-5 Clinger!” “No, Harold, you’re just unemployed and you’ve been living in my guest room for three weeks. There’s no open bar here.” Part of… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Wedding Crashers Rule