Why did the dad stare at his bank account? He was trying to “balance” his life.
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Why did the power went out at the school?
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61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
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Why did the man put his money in the blender?
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55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
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Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
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Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
I choose to believe it’s funny.
A wild laugh appeared!