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2009 Archive: The Tea

 I’m “spilling” the truth.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Distro_User11/29/2004 15:28Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Agent_Smith_0108/16/1998 00:27It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Requiem_Dreamer12/13/2009 02:15That was intense... and funny!
@G_I_Joe_Real01/02/1997 01:54And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Champ_Kind_Wham11/26/2004 08:51WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Space_Background03/27/2005 17:57The stars are aligned for this joke.
@HotBot_User12/15/2015 14:11Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Club_Penguin_Kid01/18/1995 16:44Waddle on over and read this!
@Mondo_Media_X04/26/2003 19:57Top tier web animation humor!

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