“Should we get a Blu-ray player or just use the Xbox?” “Let’s just use the Xbox, I don’t want to spend $400 on something that looks the same as a DVD.”
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Space Tourism
I told her we should go to the moon. She said, "You get motion s...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Wrap-up
We looked at our digital memories. 90% AI-generated, 10% us argu...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Hacking
He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Result
I tried to "Update" my marriage. It said, "Hardware not compatib...read more »
“A couple was getting married, and...
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Seductress
My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Bed
It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Oops, I laughed again!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!