2006 Legacy: The Lightning

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lightning. / Lightning who? / Lightning (Ka-chow!) McQueen says open the door!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mus...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Not like. / Not like who? / Not l...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

@Quake_Fragger07/10/2005 20:09M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Ace_Ventura_Pet04/11/2011 05:26Alrighty then! Super funny.

@MIRC_Ghost04/13/2002 07:11Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Beanie_Campbell05/24/1997 06:31True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@CompuServe_Classic04/19/2003 07:55Premium humor for premium members.