2011 Classic: The Surgeon’s Hands

“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Even with the new ‘Smart-Scalpel’?” “Especially then, it has auto-correct.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

@ICQ_Master9908/22/2009 17:20Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@CyberSteve09/30/1996 02:28Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@Sid_Meier_Fan01/26/1997 21:26Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Pokemon_Blue09/03/2000 01:32Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@Cyber_Traveler08/21/2007 03:56Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter05/14/1998 18:42The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Buffy_Summers_9701/15/2008 02:06Slaying these jokes one by one.

@IMVU_Chatter05/19/2002 17:033D laughs are the best!