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2009 Archive: Susan Boyle

 Why did Britain’s Got Talent break the internet? Because in 2009, a lady with a dream and a voice like an angel taught us that you should never judge a book by its cover, especially on a reality show.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 2009 “I’mma Let You Finish” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@AOL_Keyword_Jokes03/26/2009 02:38Standard classic. Never gets old.
@MIRC_Ghost12/05/2013 16:09Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Pikachu_Fan_8802/16/1995 08:03Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Campus_King01/10/2009 19:46The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
@Winamp_Playlist02/06/2005 15:29Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Gnutella_User11/23/2015 08:42Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Diva_Plavalaguna05/09/2002 12:00The highest note of humor!
@Numa_Numa_Guy09/09/2006 11:06Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!

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