Why was the dessert a disappointment? Because after playing the game, the kids kept shouting “The cake is a lie!” every time Mom brought out the fruitcake.
Part of the 31 Christmas Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Deathly Hallows” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Smart" Mistletoe
Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »
2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-motes & High School Musical” Edition
In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Shogun Premiere
Why did the house feel so "feudal"? Because the show made us all...read more »
2025 Archive: Minecraft (The Movie)
Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola Razrs” Edition
In 2004, Christmas was all about being "fetch," even if Gretchen ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Silent" Firework Trend
Why was the New Year’s preview so quiet? Because 2025 declared t...read more »
2024 Archive: Joker
Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »
1999 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowm...read more »
2010 Joke: Why Is Christmas Just
Why is Christmas just like another day at the office?
You do a...read more »
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2025 Classic: The "Mars One" Update
Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »
2024 Archive: The "We Pray" (Coldplay) Effect
Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Rawdogging" Trend
Why was the son sitting staring at the back of a chair for 10 ho...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Ego-Free" New Year
Why is everyone so humble? Because 2025 was the year of "Radical...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Letting this joke through the port.
The highest note of humor!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
This site is very exciting!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
This is a comment on a funny joke.