2019 Archive: The Yesterday Movie
A guy plays a Beatles song on the guitar and claims he wrote it. Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker”… Read More »2019 Archive: The Yesterday Movie
2018 Legacy: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that melted together three years… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
2017 Archive: The Website
I’m “weaving” a network of social followers. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: The Broken Fence
Why was the fence so happy? It was “well-supported.” Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2016 Archive: The Broken Fence
2015 Archive: The Walk
I told her I can walk on a tightrope. She said, “You can’t even walk to the mailbox without complaining about your knees.” Part of… Read More »2015 Archive: The Walk
2014 Vintage: The Dumb and Dumber To
“We’re back!” “Nobody asked for a sequel to your 20s, Harold. Especially not your liver.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets &… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Dumb and Dumber To
2013 Legacy: Gravity
Why was Sandra Bullock floating? Because in 2013, she proved that being alone in space is 90 minutes of heavy breathing and wondering why she… Read More »2013 Legacy: Gravity
2013 Archive: The Gym Socks
Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun. Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen”… Read More »2013 Archive: The Gym Socks
2012 Archive: The “Scream & Shout”
Will.i.am and Britney Spears. “Britney bitch!” is the official catchphrase of the winter. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive.… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Scream & Shout”
2011 Classic: The Surgeon’s Hands
“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Even with the new ‘Smart-Scalpel’?” “Especially then, it has auto-correct.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch &… Read More »2011 Classic: The Surgeon’s Hands