Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
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