Why was Sandra Bullock floating? Because in 2013, she proved that being alone in space is 90 minutes of heavy breathing and wondering why she didn’t just stay on Earth.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
The stars are aligned for this joke.
May I suggest another joke, sir?
First! And it’s funny!