I told her I can walk on a tightrope. She said, “You can’t even walk to the mailbox without complaining about your knees.”
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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The GPS Correction
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70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
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The Remote Control
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The Silent Treatment
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The Thermostat Battle
The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »
When a couple gets married, why...
When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bitcoin 2.0
I told her I’m "HODLing" again. She said, "You’re 'HODLing' onto...read more »
2006 Joke: Marriage Is Like A
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need i...read more »
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A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!