2023 Legacy: Succession Finale
Why was the sibling rivalry so intense? Because everyone wanted to be the “CEO of Christmas,” but in the end, the cousin’s husband won because… Read More »2023 Legacy: Succession Finale
2023 Archive: The Long-Distance Calling Card Relic
Keeping a secret compartment in a leather wallet dedicated entirely to plastic minute cards, even though your cell phone plan has included unlimited nationwide calling… Read More »2023 Archive: The Long-Distance Calling Card Relic
2023 Archive: The Death of Tina Turner
Why the “Simply the Best” finale? For the loss of the Queen of Rock ‘n’ Roll, a woman whose energy and voice defined resilience for… Read More »2023 Archive: The Death of Tina Turner
2022 Legacy: Best Country Album
Why Starting Over? Because Chris Stapleton’s voice is the “default winner” for anything involving a guitar and a beard. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2022 Legacy: Best Country Album
2022 Classic: The 2022 Final Grammy Vibe
Why was it a “Classic”? Because it was the night the “Silk” (Sonic) met the “Soul” (Batiste), proving that in 2022, the Grammys were all… Read More »2022 Classic: The 2022 Final Grammy Vibe
2021 Legacy: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The cantor performing the entire music ministry from a side alcove, sweating profusely because the building’s automated furnace was set to maximum and the historic… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
2021 Classic: The Mortal Kombat
“Get over here!” “Is that an invitation for romance or are you just too lazy to get the remote yourself?” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2021 Classic: The Mortal Kombat
2021 Classic: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket getting temporarily wedged between the narrow wooden armrests of an old family pew while trying to… Read More »2021 Classic: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
2020 Archive: Tyler, The Creator’s Bellhop Suit
Why did he carry a suitcase? Because he was ready to pack up his Best Rap Album trophy and leave the moment he called out… Read More »2020 Archive: Tyler, The Creator’s Bellhop Suit
2019 Legacy: The “Joker” (Arthur Fleck)
One, but they have to dance down a long flight of stairs in a red suit before they do it. “You wouldn’t get the joke.”… Read More »2019 Legacy: The “Joker” (Arthur Fleck)