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2021 Classic: The Mortal Kombat

 “Get over here!” “Is that an invitation for romance or are you just too lazy to get the remote yourself?”

Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The Final 2025 Thought
 "I'm 'Leonida-ready'." "Meaning?" "I've accepted that nothing ma...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
Why did I get divorced? Well,...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »
The OOP Relationship
A developer was explaining to his date why his last relationship ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tron
Ares: "I'm entering the Grid!" "You're just wearing neon sneakers...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade Reboot Delay
 "I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »
2025 Classic: The GTA VI Map
 "The map of Leonida is huge!" "Just like the amount of space you...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »

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54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition
In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
Q: What did the fish say...
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A: Dam!read more »
2025 Archive: The Joker & Harley Part 2
 "Our love is a fever dream!" "No, it's just a bad musical where ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Fresh_Prince_9005/06/1998 21:27In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Pikachu_Fan_8810/29/2014 00:44Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Linux_Distro_Fan06/26/2013 06:47Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Inkjet_Printers09/26/2006 21:10Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Austin_Powers_Y10/07/2010 10:29Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Orange_Mocha_F11/14/2001 07:45Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@IMVU_Chatter10/22/2014 01:593D laughs are the best!
@Captain_Obvious10/12/2008 22:11This is a comment on a funny joke.

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