Why was the fence so happy? It was “well-supported.”
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
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61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
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Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
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I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!