2004 Vintage: The Passion of the Christ
A guy orders a water and waits for a miracle. The bartender says, “That’ll be $4 for the glass.” Part of the 77 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Passion of the Christ
2004 Classic: The Tower Polish Incident
Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the top of a plastic beige desktop computer to make it match the oak living… Read More »2004 Classic: The Tower Polish Incident
2003 Legacy: The Bank Statement
Why did the dad stare at his bank account? He was trying to “balance” his life. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Bank Statement
2003 Classic: The Monkey
I’m “swinging” by. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The 2002
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2002. / 2002 who? / 2,002 reasons why this year is amazing! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2002 Classic: The 2002
2002 Legacy: The Debut of Kelly Clarkson
Why was she “A Moment Like This”? Because the first Idol winner proved that reality TV could actually produce a real pop star, and we all bought… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Debut of Kelly Clarkson
2002 Archive: The Photoshop 7.0
Why was the designer so happy? He finally got the “Healing Brush” to remove the dark circles under his eyes after the deadline. Part of… Read More »2002 Archive: The Photoshop 7.0
2001 Legacy: The Paper Fortune Teller Future
Using the folded origami game to see if you were going to marry a wizard or a pop star in the year 2010. Part of… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Paper Fortune Teller Future
2001 Classic: The Port
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.” Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Classic: The Port
2000 Archive: The Genome Mapping
“We’ve mapped the human genome,” the doctor announced. “Does that mean you can fix my back?” I asked. He said, “No, but we can tell… Read More »2000 Archive: The Genome Mapping