2001 Classic: The Port

Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde asked her friend "What does IDK stand for?" The friend s...read more »

Welcome to the Spring 1995 edition of the Blonde Jokes series. Fe...read more »

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said "It's dark in here isn't i...read more »

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They're both emp...read more »

Welcome to 2002 – the year of Spider-Man, Kelly Clarkson, and the...read more »

A blonde used only one chopstick because she heard the other one ...read more »

A blonde went to the library and asked for a book on paranoia. Th...read more »

Why was the blonde excited about the new computer? It came with W...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of Windows 98, the founding of Google,...read more »

Step back into 2014 – the year of the viral Ice Bucket Challenge ...read more »

A blonde wore sunglasses at night because she heard it was going ...read more »

How do blondes make instant pudding? They put it in the microwave...read more »

A blonde thought the airplane was huge because it said "Boeing" o...read more »

A blonde went to buy a new pair of glasses. The optician asked "H...read more »

@Lycos_Dog11/10/2006 15:03Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Alt_Vista_Searcher08/12/2014 11:31I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Animorphs_X09/27/2007 19:26I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Anchorman_Ron07/21/2009 11:32I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Afk_For_Laughs08/07/2005 06:00Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Smosh_Old_School01/11/2006 12:59Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@Troll_Face_Real09/16/2002 23:15Problem? No, just laughs!