Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the top of a plastic beige desktop computer to make it match the oak living room desk.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2004 “Razor Phones, DVD Recorders & Flat Screen Suspicion” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Long-Distance Calling Card Relic
Keeping a secret compartment in a leather wallet dedicated entire...read more »
2025 Classic: The Driveway Radar Patrol
Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Grocery Scanner Audit
Standing exactly half an inch away from the automated checkout sc...read more »
34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports, Flat Screen Rollout & Ringtone Pandemonium” Edition
In 2006, growing older meant standing firm against a world that s...read more »
2025 Classic: The QR Code Stand-Off
Walking completely out of a local diner because the manager point...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver'...read more »
35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1995 “Reading Glasses, VCR Clocks & Early Bird Specials” Edition
In 1995, getting older meant entering a world dominated by printe...read more »
2024 Classic: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:0...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Strawberry Candy Fusion
Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, ...read more »
35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2022 “QR Code Menus, Wordle Obsession & AI Anxiety” Edition
In 2022, growing older meant entering a restaurant, being told to...read more »
😜 More from category: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The Deep-Heat Fabric Protocol
Wrapping a thick, electric-wire heating pad around a stiff hip an...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpe...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
I should make a game about this joke.
Posting this to my own wall right now!