2000 Archive: The Genome Mapping
“We’ve mapped the human genome,” the doctor announced. “Does that mean you can fix my back?” I asked. He said, “No, but we can tell… Read More »2000 Archive: The Genome Mapping
1999 Legacy: The HMO Nurse
“Are you dying?” “Maybe.” “Well, call back when you’re sure. We hate paperwork.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix… Read More »1999 Legacy: The HMO Nurse
1999 Archive: The Su-30MKI Export
Why was Russia selling their best jets to India? Because “Patriotism” is great, but “Hard Currency” is what keeps the lights on in the Sukhoi… Read More »1999 Archive: The Su-30MKI Export
1998 Vintage: The X-Ray
“That shadow on your lung… oh wait, I just need to clean my monitor.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills &… Read More »1998 Vintage: The X-Ray
1997 Classic: Grand Theft Auto 1
Why was the view from the top? Because before it was a 3D crime epic, GTA was just a top-down game where you ran over… Read More »1997 Classic: Grand Theft Auto 1
1997 Archive: The Lightbulb
How many 1997 dads does it take to change a lightbulb? “I’m not doing it until the electricity rates go down!” Part of the 54… Read More »1997 Archive: The Lightbulb
1997 Vintage: The “Barbie Girl” Invasion
Why was the party music so plastic? Because Aqua released “Barbie Girl,” and for one summer, we all lived in a “Life in plastic, it’s… Read More »1997 Vintage: The “Barbie Girl” Invasion
1996 Legacy: The Scented Eraser Craze
Why half the third-grade class was caught trying to chew on their erasers because they smelled exactly like artificial strawberries. Part of the 38 School… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Scented Eraser Craze
1996 Classic: The Noah
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way I’m leaving until you open up! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »1996 Classic: The Noah
1996 Classic: The Heavy Metal Fan
They don’t change it; they just headbang in the dark. Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified