Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way I’m leaving until you open up!
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!