Why was Russia selling their best jets to India? Because “Patriotism” is great, but “Hard Currency” is what keeps the lights on in the Sukhoi factory.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 1999 “Targeting & Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.