“That shadow on your lung… oh wait, I just need to clean my monitor.”
Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue Pills & Blue Screens” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Stress 2
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2025 Vintage: The Prompt Doctor
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61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition
In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »
2025 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Longevity 2
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57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »
The Mirror Diagnosis
When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »
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53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »
The Optometrist Visit
Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »
54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
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True story! I was there!