“Are you dying?” “Maybe.” “Well, call back when you’re sure. We hate paperwork.”
Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Specialist
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The Broken Leg
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The X-Ray Vision
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2025 Archive: The Exercise
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The Sleep Study
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54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era
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68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
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I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
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