1996 Classic: The Heavy Metal Fan

They don’t change it; they just headbang in the dark.

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@Gladiator_Maximus05/31/2005 08:01Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@ODP_Editor_9906/28/2005 12:21Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Tuenti_Specialist08/02/2011 08:33A classic from the Spanish web too!

@IMVU_Chatter07/09/1996 19:103D laughs are the best!

@Trogdor_Burn04/25/2005 05:27Burninating the countryside with laughter!