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1997 Classic: Grand Theft Auto 1

 Why was the view from the top? Because before it was a 3D crime epic, GTA was just a top-down game where you ran over pixels and realized that being a digital criminal was surprisingly addictive.

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1997 “Unsinkable & Unplugged” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder02/19/1996 01:51I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@WAP_Navigator01/25/1999 07:10Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Seinfeld_George11/24/2003 18:40What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Austin_Powers_Groovy09/02/2001 22:40Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Gladiator_Maximus09/14/1998 08:24Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@MP3_Encoder03/31/2009 16:09128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Noob_Slayer_X02/13/2003 21:57Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

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