2007 Legacy: The Touchscreen

Why did the blonde keep pressing her TV screen? She thought every screen was now an iPhone.

Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2007 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Cyber_Traveler10/28/2008 04:23Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Spice_Girl_Posh01/04/2001 08:57Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Pizza_Pizza_9911/21/1995 03:02Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Total_Recall_Fan04/03/1999 17:19Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green09/14/2012 08:33Super green! Hilarious!

@Gremlins_Gizmo02/11/1999 12:16Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Beanie_Campbell03/04/1995 01:08True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Harambe_Memories03/28/2010 03:04Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).