2005 Archive: Kanye West’s “Gold Digger”
Why was the mood so upbeat? Because Jamie Foxx and Kanye were on every radio, and Grandma was “not messin’ with no broke” gravy. Part… Read More »2005 Archive: Kanye West’s “Gold Digger”
2005 Archive: The MySpace Profile
I changed my background to “Flaming Skulls.” My wife told me I’m 38 and to change it to “something reasonable.” Part of the 62 Marriage… Read More »2005 Archive: The MySpace Profile
2005 Legacy: The Prison Break
A guy with a map of the bar tattooed on his back tries to sneak into the cellar. Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Prison Break
2005 Vintage: The YouTube Surgery
I asked my surgeon if he had done this procedure before. He said, “No, but I just watched a 3-minute tutorial on YouTube in the… Read More »2005 Vintage: The YouTube Surgery
2005 Classic: The Egg
I’m “cracking” under the deadline. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch who? / Bless you! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Borat Voice
“My wife! Very nice!” “Stop it, Borat. You’re at a parent-teacher conference.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Borat Voice
2003 Legacy: The Libyan Rapprochement
Why did Gaddafi suddenly want to be friends? Because after seeing what happened to Saddam, he decided that having “weapons of mass destruction” was like… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Libyan Rapprochement
2003 Archive: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost, help me find it! Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2003 Archive: The Mikey
2003 Vintage: The Pizza
She told the pizza guy that his crust was “spiritually bankrupt.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive.… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Pizza