1999 Legacy: Wild Wild West

Why was the steampunk spider costume so expensive? Because just like the movie, it cost $200 million to make and still didn’t quite work.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Encarta_Explorer10/10/2014 01:37I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Floppy_Fanatic09/08/2002 07:33Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Firewall_Wizard03/23/1999 07:46Letting this joke through the port.

@Steve-O_Wild11/02/1998 09:17Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Baxter_The_Dog02/20/1995 20:10Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Construction_Dig09/13/2000 04:30Still digging for more humor!

@AOL_Chat_Veteran04/03/2014 22:06Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

@Xanga_Skin_Maker02/02/1998 23:14This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Bebo_Lover_0510/16/2010 01:39Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!