1997 Vintage: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “Beep beep”, but my pager goes “Bzzzt”! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Cargo
1997 Legacy: Newt Gingrich’s Fine
Why was the Speaker of the House so short on cash? Because he became the first Speaker ever disciplined for ethics violations, proving that even… Read More »1997 Legacy: Newt Gingrich’s Fine
1996 Classic: The Best Live Action Short
Why is this the “Bathroom Break” category? Because nobody has seen them, but everyone pretends they’ve had the winner on their “Must-Watch” list for months.… Read More »1996 Classic: The Best Live Action Short
1995 Archive: The Billing Heaven
A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter says, “You lived to be 150!” The lawyer says, “I’m only 45.” St. Peter replies, “Not… Read More »1995 Archive: The Billing Heaven
1995 Archive: The Sanka Coffee Standard
Ordering a decaffeinated hot beverage at a restaurant and inspecting the mug with total suspicion to make sure the waiter didn’t accidentally give you regular… Read More »1995 Archive: The Sanka Coffee Standard
1995 Vintage: The Church Basement Coffee Standard
Serving a hot beverage from a massive metal urn that smells permanently of scorched tin and old dust, and inspecting the plastic cup to ensure… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Church Basement Coffee Standard